I wasn't sure how to go about this, but in the spirit of the new year and stuff, I thought I'd say a few things ( Read more... )

Title: Buy My Fucking Cookies
Fandom: Mander fandom
Characters: Mander, Vstroyer, You, eBay, THE DAMN ASSHOLE WOT OUTBID ME, cookies, the computer
Rating: W for WOE and C for COOKIE (it's good enough for me)
Wordcount: 1000
Author's Notes: I am totes not joking. Warning for butter.
Summary: I HAVE A STORY OF DEFEAT AND TRIUMPH TO TELL.

( She was a baker desperately trying to lose weight. And desperately trying to buy DVDs. )

For those of you who don't know, kidlet has been struggling with some illness or another since the beginning of September, and Friday we had our third doctor's appointment when they finally decided to do a chest x-ray. In the meantime she was started on some prednizone for her crackling chest, and we are continuing to try to use the inhaler ( Read more... )

This past weekend I took my kid to DC to see her family and also the pandas, who are like family. Like the shark the panda had millions of razor sharp teeth, which they use like a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy and fences. The Chinese believe that if you find a discarded panda tooth, you have the power to summons Godzilla ( Read more... )

1. What's with Family Guy's Conway Twitty thing? It started with short clips, and now 7.13 had a whole performance of "I See The 'Want To' In Your Eyes". Not that I didn't LOL, but what up with this? Did Seth MacFarlane get the rights to all Conway Twitty's music or something ( Read more... )

I HAD SEX WITH GARETH DAVID LLOYD ON A SINK AT DRAGON*CON AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY MANICURE:


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I don't think it's news to anyone that I'm an up and down person. I have mood swings, and until recently I have always gone with the flow. Back in February the anger end of those issues started to hinder relationships, so I tried to locate causes and tracking on a calendar, and lo and behold they were cyclical, like another cycle I have, go fig ( Read more... )

1. So last night I'm writing a check to the cemetery to put a summer box of flowers at Tianyu's grave, and they ask for the location, and I don't know what the fuck that is. I'll have to dig it out. But I'm sitting there filling out the rest of the goddamn form, and I find myself crying and apologising to Tianyu, and I don't even know what the ( Read more... )

1. Slate has created this video imagining famous directors’ versions of the Super Bowl. Even if you aren't a SB fan, the ones in the style of David Lynch, Wes Anderson and Jean-Luc Goddard will make you lol, because they are so goddamn right in some ways. I didn't even realise that I knew what Wes's style was until I saw this. Also LOL WORTHY ( Read more... )

OH THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL.
BUT THE FIIIIIIIRE IS SO DELIGHTFUL.
AND---WHAT? HUH?

OMG PEOPLE YET ANOTHER STORY IS DONE! WOOOOO. I AM THE MASTER(BATER)!

( Crue, there are spoilers for Sopranos Seasons 3 and 4 behind the cut. )